Since Adam and Eve messed about in the garden of Eden there have been dating rules for men to abide by. These dating rules determine our success with women. So, before you go off looking for your Lady Chatterley, use the following secret strategies, and try and keep them under your hat guys!
First of the dating rules is always wait 3 days before calling a girl back. That way your new chick won’t think you’re a desperate person. It’s a good rule because it works most of the time. Keep your cool, and most importantly, keep those itching fingers away from the digits. Only give it a few days though, else your new found love may find someone else, or lose interest!
Second one of the dating rules would be not to bed the girl in question too soon. Hard to resist i know, but trust me on this one. Withholding yourself will make her want you even more, and prove to her you’re not a man who is ruled by his erm…crotch. Of course you can do some passionate kissing, but pull away when it gets really HOT. You’ll heighten the sexual tension, it will be a huge turn on for her, and when you finally get to do it, your self control and patience will pay off big style in the bedroom..phew! (This is one of the great dating rules to stick by fella’s..)
How the hell Josh Hartnett manages to do it for 40 days and 40 nights I’ll never know!
Third one of the dating rules is to NOT shower her with gifts early on in the relationship. It’s rare to know within the first few months if a girl is the love of your life, as you’re still just getting to know her! She probably hasn’t shown any bad habits or quirks that might annoy you to hell at this stage, and there might be something she does that could annoy you so much, you’ll want to end it all as fast as possible.
So guys, please don’t get going all gooey on her and buying every single cute teddy bear your eyes see…
The last of the dating rules is this one: Don’t let each other meet each others friends! Try and stay away from her friends, and also try and keep the new girl away from your friends. They might have a sense of humour that upsets her, or they may reveal some crazy stuff that you don’t want her to know about you just yet. Trust me, she will want to know everything there is about you from your buddies, and we all know how much our mates love to tell people how you got so drunk at a party one night that you ran round the streets naked covered in chocolate (I’ll never forget that night..)
By meeting HER friends you’re basically sticking yourself in front of today’s equivalent of the Spanish inquisition. Wait until you feel the relationship is going somewhere before you get to meet her friends.
So, there you go that’s 4 secret dating rules that you should really try and stick to. Now go out there and catch a great girl using this knowledge. Just remember the brotherhoods watching your every move…make sure these secrets stay that way dude. (only joking)
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